Foot fault

This hoof thing has been annoying, but it didn’t freak me out when they discovered it Friday. Even the great ones have weak spots. Okay, I have brittle feet. None of the horses chasing me can run. Whose problem is worse?

My agent, Scott Boras, is working on cross-marketing schemes to cash in on the hoof deal. He’s greedy and no money-making opportunity ever gets past him. The week after the Belmont, I’m shooting an “I’m Gellin’ ” commercial, and then I’m promoting a new line of horseshoe-shaped running shoes for Nike. The world is my feedbag, and I’m hungry for more.